beach boredom
okay,ive finished 3 books on this trip and i have none left. its hell trying to find a bookstore with english printed books, im going crazy,i need something to do. any suggestions?
my mind is wandering and becoming bored. not much you can do alone on the beach,after your already fried,and done swimming for the day. and looking at all this hot tight italian ass is not helping. like any of them would give my white ass the time of day anyway. damn ladies come on. tourist here,only in town for a short while,does this not register in thier minds that,hey im available for a night (or two) to sweep you off your little brown feet and show you how we americans tap that ass.
okay animalistic insticts taking over here.
now i know you women must have these thoughts as well. men arent the only pigs here in humanity.i know some pretty slutty pigs,unfortunatley none of them are in italy right now.lol
my mind is wandering and becoming bored. not much you can do alone on the beach,after your already fried,and done swimming for the day. and looking at all this hot tight italian ass is not helping. like any of them would give my white ass the time of day anyway. damn ladies come on. tourist here,only in town for a short while,does this not register in thier minds that,hey im available for a night (or two) to sweep you off your little brown feet and show you how we americans tap that ass.
okay animalistic insticts taking over here.
now i know you women must have these thoughts as well. men arent the only pigs here in humanity.i know some pretty slutty pigs,unfortunatley none of them are in italy right now.lol
posted by shaggymoab at 7:54 AM
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hahaha. what about amazon.com
or......what about stopping looking at asses but actually talking to faces?
just wondering....
peace
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I found that people in Italy weren't as open with their friendliness (unless they weren't Italian). But once you call them on it, they're as good as yours!
thanks to both of you. amazon,maybe but im on the road so much what would i do have a book mailed ahead of me? also,yes weve met some locals today,the girls that serve us our gelattos over the past few days,recognized us, and tried to talk, not going over very well. untill an american who visits family in fano every year came over and traslated for us. alas,they said come back tommorow all together so we can translate and talk more. hell theyll probably only give us free gelatto. anyway,weve also heard the italian women wont even give us a chance if we cant speak the language and we know so little,all i can say is hello beautiful ladies,and ciao, so ummm guess i wait till next summer,when i come back and blow then away with my learned italian and big smile.
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